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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

12.06.2025 01:12

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?

Yes sir it is.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

After a few moments he returns.

Who is the most trusted person in your life, and do they have the same trust on you?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

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Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.